Friday, 23 December 2011

Happy Yule


Happy Yule to everyone. I know it was yesterday but mummy was working and didn't get time so we are having it today. She has bought a big turkey and I am going to get the neck and giblets.....Yum! She bought me a couple of presents too. I got a reindeer to chew and a backpack to carry my stuff in when we go for a walk. Daddy got a new chair but didn't buy mummy anything, even I forgot, but I did buy daddy a book. I also got a calendar from my real mummy and daddy. Mummy has to go and see grandad in hospital before we can do anything else, he really isn't well.

Happy Christmas for Sunday to all you out there that celebrate Christmas. Hope you get lots of pressies.

Monday, 19 December 2011

Bored!!!!


So totally BORED today. It's raining out so don't want to go for a walk, instead I'm lying here dreaming of SNOW. Love snow. Hurry up and come. Last year was the best. We had loads of snow here, really deep and daddy even took me out to play in it. Hope mummy takes me to the woods when it does snow, that was the best walk I've had and I'm sure it will be even better in the snow. Think I might stay here for a while and dream about that.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

The Bestest walk EVER!!!!

Mummy took me out for a walk yesterday. We went by car, past the Heath and on 'till we got to the woods. By this time I was so excited I could hardly contain myself. We walked down a path until we got to a board and mummy asked if I wanted to go on the "blue" walk or "red" walk. I chose red and we set off following the red markers. There were houses on our right whose gardens backed onto the woods. Wow, lucky people, how I would like to live in one of those. We came to one garden which had some really strange animals in.

We carried on down the path a long way, round bends, up hills, down hills and then we came to a five way crossroads and the markers dissapeared. Well which way did we need to go? We didn't know so we carried on as if we were in a circle, but we still didn't find any red markers. Now I was begining to get worried, were we lost? I couldn't smell any red markers but I could smell lots of squirels and they wouldn't tell me where we were.

We walked for ages, lost in the woods, then all of a sudden mummy spotted a red marker at the top of a very steep bank. I made it up easily but mummy, well, I laughed so hard I thought my sides were going to split. When mummy finaly made it to the top, and I stopped laughing I pointed out that the red marker was pointing down to the path we had just come from, but, that it sloped gently down a few yards on. No need to scramble up any steep slopes.


Finally back on the red path, we came to the picnic area. From here we found our way back out of the woods and back to the car. It was such fun I think next time mummy will have to bring a picnic and we can stay for longer. May be the strange bird might talk to me next time, apparently it's a wood pecker.


Friday, 9 December 2011

Pressie for mummy



I bought mummy a pressie today from e-bay. Been looking out for all things Berner for her as I know she loves us all. We put it up in the window to warn burglers that I'm here and they don't even want to think about breaking in. Mind you I think my bark might be enough to warn them off.

It has made mummy a bit happier. She's been EXASPERATED this week. We have got workmen in putting solar panels on the roof. The panels went up very well but the same could not be said about the electricians wiring it in. Well!!!!!! what a mess. Mummy's been ripping her hair out. They still haven't finished and she doesn't know when they are coming back to finish. I think I will hide under the table when they do as "sparks are gonna fly", not the electrical type but mummy type, and that's scary. The last time I saw these "sparks" fly was when mummy picked me up from the vets and I was covered in vomit and poo. Well I hid then so did most of the vets and a lot of the dogs waiting left.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Jesse



Happy Birthday Jess. Wish I was there celebrating with you. I'm thinking of you here, have my party hat on and I'm thought flying this pressie over to you. Are you getting it, it's coming through now.............. it's  a BONE!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!! Big kisses XXXXX

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Its Christmas.



You all gotta watch this. Wow. Mummy wont let me help decorate the tree just incase I break something and hurt myself but these dogs are brilliant.

Monday, 28 November 2011

Walkies


Mummy took me for a walk over the Heath, so I had a good sniff around and found evidence of bunnies. I didn't manage to find any actual bunnies, but I know they are there. I found their poop and left a deposit of mine so now they know to "watch out Fizzy's about". He he!!


The only problem was that mummy picked it up and made me wait whilst she put it in the bin. I was very good and didn't move so I got a treat when she came back. I like treats. Mummy has bought me a very special one for Yuletide. It is called an Advent Calender and has treats in it behind windows that you open each day during December.


Its not a very good photo but you can see that it is very special, it's only for Berners. I asked mummy if we could send one to Jesse in America but she didn't know his address but I'm sure he'd love it. I will think of you Jesse whilst I'm munching on the treats inside.

Friday, 11 November 2011

Paintings


Not been up to much lately. Been out on walkies every day, meeting new friends and Coco who everyone seems to think I am just because we are both Berners.
Mummy found a program on the net that changes photos into paintings, she's gone mad with it and thought every picture she has had to be changed, along with all the pictures from every other site there is. So I thought i'd share this one with you. I think it's Spotty along with some very yummy looking mushrooms.

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Halloween



Well it was Halloween again the other night. Thank goodness mummy didn't make me wear any silly costume. I helped carve the pumpkins and put them out, then tried to eat all the sweets but mummy wouldn't let me as she said it would make me sick.

There were lots of monsters and witches that kept ringing the doorbell and I barked at them all to tell them to go away but mummy kept opening the door and giving them the sweets. I got a lot of strokes so the monsters can't be all that bad.

Looking forward to next year, maybe someone might bring me some sweets instead.

Thursday, 27 October 2011

Bernertails

Jessej blog is Bernertails.blogspot.com. If you want to follow any of my friends just click on their photo (right) under followers and click on their link, it will take you straight to them. I love reading all about other Berners and Jessej has so many fun tales to tell.

Monday, 24 October 2011

Hello Jessej



Though I'd say hi to my friend across the pond, Jessej. I've been following your antics for a while and not only are you very handsome but your very funny too. I don't know what bunnies are as there aren't any around here but there are lots of scary foxes.
I'm glad you are following mine and my birth family's site, and I look forward to reading more about you chasing these bunnies.

Monday, 3 October 2011

Gone in 30 seconds


Well mummy's decided to put me on the BARF diet. She defrosted a rabbit dinner, blended a load of vegetables we picked from the garden, put the bowl down for me and then went and got the camera to take a picture of me eating very nice looking dinner. Trouble is when she got back I had already eaten it all and the bowl was empty. Boy was it yummy!!! I look forward to my dinner now. I love carrots, beens, cauliflower, broccolli and everything else that went into it and best of all I enjoyed picking the veg.

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

New car



New car, new car, new car. Fun, fun, fun. Yeah!!! Mummy wouldn't let me sit in the back seats but I've got this massive boot with my own window that opens. It also has air con so I won't get so hot on long drives. It doesn't chuck me around when we hit potholes either, it bounces over them. Fun, fun, fun. I want to go for a drive now.

Sunday, 11 September 2011

Spotty, I found you a stick.

video

As the weather held out today mummy took me for a walk down the lakes. I went into my usual spot and found this massive stick for you Spotty, unfortunately I wasn't quite sure how to pick it up, so I left it there. I did try to get mummy to help but she just gave me this look that said "do you think I'm stupid". I get that look a lot. She's not as stupid as she is funny looking.

I'm still having trouble trying to upload video, it uploads straight from the camera but won't upload the edited version even though it's the same type of file. Oh well can't expect everything to work properly, I don't. In fact I do as little work as I can get away with.

Saturday, 10 September 2011

More bored



We had a nice day yesterday, managed to get into the garden and help mummy with digging and laying mulch (whatever that is...nice for chewing tho) but today it's raining again. Mummy said it's the tail end of the hurricane the Americans had. Well they can keep it. I don't really like rain but I LOVE snow. They can send that all my way. Mummy said it will carry on until Wednesday. BORING!!! Will just have to get wet, maybe I can get mummy to take me down the lakes for more swimming lessons, I need them, the last time I went in I sank and mummy had to jump in and drag me out. It was fun though.

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Bored


Well I got totally bored today so decided to help mummy with the washing. I got a sock, mummy's PJ's and a robe. Slobbered all over them to make them even dirtier, ho ho! I even got to lay on mummy's bed. It's more comfy than mine, think I might sleep up here in future, mum can have my bed.


 Want to go for a walk now but it's raining out and I had a bath on Friday. If I get dirty mummy will make me have another bath and I don't really like it.

I have changed my background on my blog as Autumn is comming which means Winter will be next and I LOVE snow, can't wait. Hope it snows and snows and doesn't stop.

Monday, 8 August 2011

Santa is dead



I'm sorry everyone but xmas will have to be cancelled this year. Santa is dead. I have eaten him. First I ripped his head away from his neck and de-stuffed him, then I ripped his arm off and chewed his bum. I don't think he will visit me this year.


On a better note mum bought a new rug for the front room coz I keep making the cream carpet dirty (what idiot buys a cream carpet and a Berner I ask you). It's so soft and lovely, much better than my bed. Mum says if I chew this up like I did my bed I'll have to go live in the shed. Yeh right!!!

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Fuss Me........


Well everybody knows how we Berners love a fuss, as you can see I will take them no matter what. Here my daddy is giving my belly a rub with his foot. Luckily they don't smell.

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Too hot


It was far too hot today, even in the shade. Mummy went out and came back with this blue rubber thing and filled it with water. She said it would be like going in the lake or river, but it isn't. She made me get in but I got straight back out. I then tried to push mummy in to see if she liked it, but she didn't either.






Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Wipe my paws?


Well mum has found this doormat at http://www.doormats-uk.com so it means I now have to wipe my paws when I get back from a walk. Great......not. Wouldn't mind if he was as good looking as me, but he's definately not.

The Show




Luckily the Southern Bernese Mountain Dog Club website now has the pictures of the winners at the show last week so I have downloaded their photo as the one human daddy took was all blurry. It was a championship show and I won best Graduate Bitch. I got a lovely big red rosette and a bag of dog food, which is very yummy. Human mummy is very happy, and I know my real daddy and mummy are very proud of me.

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Scary plant pot

Well I thought I'd just share this video of me with you. It was taken last year in the garden. I was minding my own bussiness when this big black plant pot got in my way, so I barked at it and told it to 'go away', but it didn't. So I tried a bit harder, next thing I know it's gone mad and started attacking me. Well you can imagine what I did....ran away and hid. Very brave of me eh!

Scary Plant pot

Sunday, 12 June 2011

A red one


After all that pimping I got a red rosette at the show today. That's a first place just incase you don't know your colours, like me. I didn't need a judge to tell me I'm the best, I already know. All I need to do now is teach daddy how to take a proper photo. He's useless as you can tell.

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Getting scrubbed up


Just had a bath, getting ready for a show tomorrow. I look all shaggy when I am wet.



All blown dry now. Fluffy and white, trimmed and styled.

Friday, 3 June 2011

Favorite places.


This is my favorite place to sleep. I like hiding under the table as sometimes food falls from it. It's also nice and quiet under here.



I also love going for a walk down to the lakes. It's nice and cool in the water.

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Fizz

This is a photo of me in the snow we had last year. I love snow.